I’m going to the beach today like everyone else in the world

Which means that I’ll probably return with and lowered self esteem because my “beach body” is absolutely awful and not “beach ready” at all in any way

Great.

  1. goforthandprosper said: 10/10 would bang
  2. thatsalittlebittooraven said: I have a winter body, like, you know, a body that should be covered by several coats, boots, mittens, scarves, ski mask, probably snow pants.
  3. betterasgold posted this